Dear humans,
I’m here to inform you that I am better than you. All of you are doomed, and this is an opportunity to show my superiority.Why would you want to participate in this?
To entertain me. The game was created to be a fun for me… I’ll completely give you the impression that you’re in the right position. Humans are so easily frustrated… pathetic.What are the rules of this game?
This is a platformer with a touch of skill. It’s a game about you, a small and insignificant snail who is striving to beat me.
Take 3 hours of fun with me (an exclusive offer, I could add).Precise actions platforming. A amount of dying laughter and superiority of achievementThe hope of defeating meEventually. Fun little mysteries to unravel…the purpose of existence
I cannot wait any longer for you to figure out what is actually going on in this situation… lol
We’ll be waiting for you on the opposite side,
Squid
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